Real-World Gobbledygook

It's happened to all of us: we ran away from some conversation or library because it kept on using those "weird" phrases. You know, like "type classes", "semigroups", "monoids", "applicatives". Yikes! They all seem so academic, so pointlessly detached from real-world problems. But then again, given how frequently we run into them in functional programming, are they REALLY irrelevant, or do they have real-world applications? This talk will go beyond giving you raw definitions of these terms, and show you real-world motivations behind the concepts. By attending, you'll be able to keep your skills relevant to an ever-changing industry, confuse your significant other ("You know, honey, a monad is just a monoid in the category of endofunctors!"), and sound extra smart on the next job interview!